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My absence of self worth perhaps coupled with the fact my family was due to return to Australia, making me a problem that would also be easily removed made me susceptible to Roger's melissa midwest pics charms.

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We'd like to think that if you were in a tiny boat race and Jesus called you to walk out on the water, he'd be cool with you slowing down first. At least for the safety of the other drivers. Of course, in reality, the photo just captured this guy a split second before tumbling horribly into the water at inhuman speeds. According to a source that talked to the dude in the hospital afterward, all he was concerned about during his recovery was how to make his friend's speed boats go faster.

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These footprints were actually worn into the wood by a Buddhist monk who stood in that spot to pray every day for 20 years Still, it's an inspiring thought, especially considering how many splinters he must have had to dig out of his feet.

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Bruce J. Hayward, Western New Mexico University. It scoffs at everything you hold dear and beautiful with its never-ending face that looks like it was designed by a teen who ransacked his mom's medicine cabinet. Of course, the absurdity of a face that just begs for a special-needs helmet becomes horror incarnate when you see the body it's attached to:.

Holy shit, that's the spitting image of a devil in at least half of the world's belief systems. You could show a picture of that bastard to us in a cryptozoology book between "photos" of Nessie and Bigfoot, and we'd think it was the worst designed of the three. Thank goodness, then, that the hammer-headed bat is just a tiny, goofy herbivore.

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But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense. In that spirit, they hosted a tennis match between Andre Agassi and Roger Federer on a helipad located on top of the Burj Al Arab skyscraper. This shot doesn't look so much like a Photoshop as it does a painting. It generated so much buzz that National Geographic actually had to track down tiny Frans Lanting in Africa to explain what's going on in his photo for the riding calling bullshit.

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And just It's the only thing on Earth that gives the devil nightmares. It's what would happen if natural disasters could bolt together Voltron-style. It's the single best way that nature can give you the finger.

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